The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to nit propely

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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NMR Vision

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to understand irony.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!