The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!