The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!