The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be born.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!