The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of trolling your self

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!