The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to wink really fast.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to live through torture.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!