The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!