The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to bleed

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!