The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!