The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to create a meme

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to think.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!