The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!