The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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LIME

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vomitspit

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to look into the past

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!