The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!