Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to fart flames

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to jump high but u have no legs

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to fill trash cans with garbage

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

the ability to turn into random hats

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to be justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to be born.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to describe the taste of water.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!