The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!