The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!