The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!