The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!