The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to never end your .

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!