The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be blind

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!