The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!