the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to have no power.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to die

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!