THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!