The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!