The power of Grayskull.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!