the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to bleed

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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LIME

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!