The power

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!