The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be born.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!