The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to write about power.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to die at will.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!