The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!