The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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Balls.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!