power to fly only in the plane

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!