The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Facebook.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to eat food

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!