The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to have a power.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!