The power to fart at will.

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the power to die....

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use windows 10.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to die at will

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!