The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to never end your .

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to eat food

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!