the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!