The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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Facebook.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to die....

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!