The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!