The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to fart terrible gas

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!