The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!