the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to bleed

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Turn gold into lead.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!