The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

The power to breathe

the power to die at will

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

the power to be allergic to every thing

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

The power to see through glass

The power to create all the powers on this site

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The power to think of a funny power

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to turn things in to wood

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

The power to change your mind

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!