The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power... to move you.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!