The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!