The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to peak braille

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Imortality.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!