the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to think the world is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!