being allergic to dairy and soy

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to grammar.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to bend your leg.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The ability to vote

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!