The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to divide by 0

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to peel stickers

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!