the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!