The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!