The power to vomit whenever you want to.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -139

The power to call gkraatz gay

thumb_up thumb_down +220

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to kill yourself at will

thumb_up thumb_down -68

The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

thumb_up thumb_down -146

The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

thumb_up thumb_down +233

The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!