The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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Turning wine into water.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the power to predict the past

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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the power to be powerless

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the ability to burn in hell

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!